Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Can you spell bitch?

Really can you believe what a arrogant slutty whorey bitch Helen Clark is being at the moment. She's so full of herself all the time.....I guess if we keep voting them into power is making them think they can do whatever they want.

I guess she thought the heat would go back onto the pledge card today because after days of condemning the whole mud slinging thing she uses words such as corrosive and cancerous....about the leader of the opposition.

Hello?

What the hell happened?

Is she retarded?

God I'm so sick of hearing her winge about everything.

Someone give her a lollie.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Like a Good little office girl

Like a good little office girl i've kept quiet all week. But not anymore.

YES DON FUCKED ANOTHER WOMAN...WHILE HE WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS WIFE...WHO HE HAS KIDS WITH.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE DIVORCE RATE IS IN THIS COUNTRY? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GUYS AND GIRLS FUCK AROUND ON THEIR PARTNERS?

TREVOR...YOU'RE AN ASS. THERE REALLY ISN'T ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY. LABOUR YOU'VE REALLY CROSSED A LINE THIS TIME YOU FUCKASSES.

THAT INCLUDES YOU HELEN.

WINSTON..SHUT THE FUCK UP. EVERY TIME SOMETHING COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH I HATE YOU MORE.

WILLIE JACKSON AND JT ON RADIO LIVE I LOVE YOU THIS WEEK.

FINALLY...SEXY SEXY DON. YOU EAT THOSE $2 MANDARINS BABY!

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Wear practically nothing to work, why the hell not?

Yesterday I read a small piece in the Canvas magazine of the weekend herald where people write in and a fashion designer and her daughter give them advice. This week a guy wrote in saying that some of the women in his office are dressing rather skantly and it's making him uncomfortable.

The response he got from the fashion designer was 'are you demented?'.

I'm guilty every day of wearing attire such as this to work. Stillettos, silk dresses, tiny skirts, tops...whatever. The guys in my office don't seem to mind despite the occasional comment.

I don't dress like a whore but i make a statement. You have to dress to impress right? The fact is guys do it as well. In my game, you need to make a statement, you need people to remember you. Thanks to the way I dress i'm 'the stylish as all hell smart chick who knows her stuff'.

I wear designer when I'm out of work and even though it's the office I'll wear designer when I'm there too, no matter how short the skirts are this season.

Why should anyone else care what I wear to the office as long as it's acceptable to my boss I don't give a damn if your goodie two shoes christian ass feels uncomfortable with what I'm wearing.

So does fashion help you get ahead?

In my office there is no dress code but me, the people directly under me and my boss all dress up for work despite other office staff wearing jeans and t-shirts. My department has the highest rate of promotion within the company, it's not the way we're dressing, it's a reflection on the kind of people we are.

I refuse to dress like the exclusive bretheren just because some guy feels uncomfortable. I believe it has a direct affect on my career.

So with summer coming I'm looking forward to wearing less and less to work.


Thursday, September 07, 2006

I don't want more work

Some guy in the office actually told me that today, he works in accounts for christs sake! Quite frankly I don't care if you don't want it...you'll take it and do it!
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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

I'm so torn

I'd really like it if Ms. PM (yes that's Helen) would take the job at the UN (assuming she was offered it) because it would stop her from fucking up our country, but then I'd be wishing her on the rest of the world. And I just can't do that.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Ms. PM

I love how Helen says 'we don't want to change the rules after the fact', is that not exactly what she'll do with retrospectifve legislation?

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Strike action

I went into foodtown today, there were completely noticeable gaps on the shelves, next to no lollies, no glad wrap, a lot of the potato chips were gone and they had printed A4 signage saying

'we're sorry if you're favorite product is out of stock.'

but they are so not sorry.

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My brand spanking new blog...thanks to the few people who helped me set this thing up. Especially Amanda who let me use her stylesheet.

I am...Office girl. A girl who works in an average New Zealand office in inner city Auckland with some decidedly average people and a job that isn't so average.

My blog will be about the office and my thoughts on the world.